Random Quotes from the Internet

Here are some interesting quotes that I found from the Internet. Expect this article to expand as time moves forward.

PS: None of this is my own creation!

• If brandy and water, whiskey and water, vodka and water, and rum and water are all intoxicating beverages, one may jump to the conclusion that the intoxicating factor must be the ingredient these drinks hold in common - namely, water. There is something wrong with this reasoning.

• Hey, if you can’t stop yourself from falling into a shit pile, at least do a flip while you’re in the air.

• The devil works fast, but Wikipedia editors work faster.

• If it’s not worth stealing then it’s not worth anything at all.

• Punishable by fine means it’s legal for a price.